>SOTHENMOMCOMESINANDISLIKELETMETUCKYOUINNICOLEALSOSHEKNOCKSONTHEDOORREALLYOBNOXIOUSLYANDTHENBEFORESHEGOESTOWORKTOSELLPAINTANDSHITSHESLIKEHEYLETMENOTREADMSPABECAUSEIAMAHIPSTERRTHATLIKEPBRANDFIXIES

 You really have no idea what was going on, but you did manage to catch PBR and fixies.  You somehow end up with a PBR themed bike. 

You add the bike to your inventory.

>First, safeguard your Mike 'n Ikes. Second, visit the planet Miken and mine for some Mikenite. 

>You hear rain outside. Wear the blanket. Be the poncho.

You put the blanket on and wear it as a poncho.  You sure are getting in touch with your inner Hispanic.

>SOTHENMOMCOMESINANDISLIKELETMETUCKYOUINNICOLEALSOSHEKNOCKSONTHEDOORREALLYOBNOXIOUSLYANDTHENBEFORESHEGOESTOWORKTOSELLPAINTANDSHITSHESLIKEHEYLETMENOTREADMSPABECAUSEIAMAHIPSTERRTHATLIKEPBRANDFIXIES

>Check Inventory

You check the items you currently have on you.  Looks like you've got some Mike n' Ikes, which you call Mikenites.  You've also got that blanket that you accidentally burned a hole in.

>You hear rain outside. Wear the blanket. Be the poncho.

>Create zombies

How do you plan on doing that, stupid.

>Check Inventory

>Pistol-whip the microwave until it bleeds. I'm pretty sure it's a time-travelling body snatcher and it'll activate any day now.

Your suspicions of the microwave have grown to the point where you must act on them. You hurl your ID microwaveward.
Now why did you do that.


>Create zombies

>Go kill some zombies
You are pretty sure there are no zombies around for you to kill.

>Pistol-whip the microwave until it bleeds. I'm pretty sure it's a time-travelling body snatcher and it'll activate any day now.

>Find portal to the demon world and befriend Belial using cleverly placed treats.


A portal suddenly opens in your dorm, and you logically decide to enter it.

After a harrowing journey, you finally find and befriend Belial. You go on to become great buddies, and learn many life lessons together.

In the end you return to your dorm, and promptly forget everything about it.

>Go kill some zombies

>Get ID


You pick up your nerf gun. The plastic is cool to the touch. This nerf gun has been your only friend when hunting zombies.


>Find portal to the demon world and befriend Belial using cleverly placed treats.

>Ride tea table like mechanical bull


You tame the wild table that has been for too long left untamed in your dorm.

You wonder why you did that.

>Get ID

>Pull up rug, find SECRET DOOR


You are fairly certain there is no SECRET DOOR under your rug but it never hurts to check.
You do, however find your SCAD ID. You were wondering where that got to.


>Ride tea table like mechanical bull

>Retrieve arms.


You already have them, derp.


>Pull up rug, find SECRET DOOR

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Tu nombre es Nicole Brunken. You are misplaced from Miami, currently trapped in the Savannah zone. You have homework to do today at Monty computer lab, but it is also a friend's birthday!

>Retrieve arms