>Look at the rest of the room
You look at the other side of the room, which happens to be more of your roommate's side. Her laptop is on her drafting table and there are various posters around, many of the animu variety.
Oh, looks like your roommate is in. She's probably been hiding in there reading her Kindle.
>Transform PBR fixie bike into a rocket ship
Become ripped straight from the animes.
ReplyDeleteCELEBRATE BIRTHDAY
ReplyDeleteWrite her a dirty story about alucard for her kindle
ReplyDeleteBOPER GET OFF MY COMPOOPER
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